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Eat Your Brains. Wonkette One-A-Day, June 3, 2026
2+ week, 6+ day ago (410+ words) Hey, did you notice that, as a pop culture phenomenon, zombies finally seem to be kind of over? Not that there won't be any more zombie movies, just that they stopped being ubiquitous. That occurred to us earlier today when…...
PULL UP. Tabs, Mon. , May 18, 2026
1+ mon, 6+ day ago (631+ words) Buenos d'as! Es lunes por la ma'ana, y aqu' tienes some fuckin" tabs. Beginning with a message from Spanish leader Pedro S'nchez P'rez-Castej'n, who is your daddy, we mean padre, on the International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia, and Biphobia: Today,…...
Sh*t Still Going Down. Tabs, Fri. , March 6, 2025
3+ mon, 2+ week ago (707+ words) Happy Friday, good morning, shit still going down! Here's what we're reading today. We will start with the happiest news we've had lately, which Dok gave you end of day yesterday. So far nobody's got that much to say besides…...